I guess we're really doing this: Xavier Becerra California governor runoff means the guy who sued the feds 100+ times is now one step away from the Golden Throne, but hey, at least he's not a zombie. AITA for thinking this is just a slow-motion trainwreck with avocado toast? TL;DR: Becerra survived the primaries, Newsom's ghost is haunting the polls, and California is about to find out if a health secretary can fix a pothole.