OH, COME ON. Private equity vultures buy a perfectly good family theme park, bleed it dry for a decade, then act surprised when the 'wild waves theme park closure' is blamed on 'weather patterns'. It's not a weather pattern, it's a financial one! They ran the wave machines on half power to save a buck on electric last summer, the kiddie pool slide hasn't been repainted since 2019, and they tripled the price of a soggy corn dog. Now they want taxpayers to pony up a 'redevelopment grant'? Common sense says if you don't grease the gears, the whole ride falls apart. This was a slow-motion crash, not a storm surge. Shut it down, bulldoze it, and put up some affordable housing already.