Oh, for crying out loud. Another "safety issue" shuts down a perfectly good piece of local history.
WILD WAVES THEME PARK CLOSURE After 30 years, the park is closing its gates because a few parents complained about a loose bolt on the kiddie ride. Meanwhile, my kid fell off the swing set in my backyard last week and we called it "character building." Common sense is dead. They'll probably turn it into another luxury apartment complex no one can afford. Rant over.