Wild Waves Theme Park Closure Leaves Karens Screaming Into The Void, But Honestly, Who's Surprised?
AITA for not giving a single crap about the Wild Waves theme park closure? TL;DR: Some water park in the middle of nowhere is shutting down, and the internet is acting like it's the end of civilization. Newsflash: it's not a lost Ancient Wonder, it's a place where you pay $80 to get sunburned and eat a soggy $15 corn dog. The 'wild waves' theme park closure is apparently a tragedy for people who peaked in 2008, but let's be real—it was probably closed because it was a health hazard with a side of 'too much liability.' The only waves here are the ones of overhyped nostalgia crashing into a pool of mediocrity. Seriously, can we mourn something that hasn't been a good idea since the Bush administration?