Local Man's Entire Personality Was 'Wild Waves Theme Park Closure' Memes, Now He's Unemployed and Crying AITA
AITA for telling my buddy, let's call him Greg, that his decade-long obsession with the "wild waves theme park closure" is finally over? The park's shutting down for good next month, so Greg’s been acting like he’s mourning a dead pet. He’s got 50+ Excel sheets on projected revenue loss and a Reddit thread dedicated to "the void in our community" that this water slide dump will leave. I finally snapped and said, "Bro, your entire identity is built around a meme that's been dead for six years. Stop pretending you care about the 'wild waves theme park closure' and just admit you're sad your go-to 'capitalism bad' post got patched." TL;DR: Killed his bit, now he's ghosting me at Olive Garden. AITA?