Wild Waves Theme Park Closure Means Gen Z Finally Has To Touch Grass, AITA?
Like, rip bozo to the soggy coasters and overpriced corn dogs I guess, but can we talk about how this is peak irony? Wild Waves theme park closure is trending because the place literally couldnt compete with inflation and a global pandemic. TL;DR: Karens on Nextdoor are crying about lost childhood memories, but lets be real—that park has been mid since 2005. Yall really gonna act shocked when a place called WILD WAVES in a landlocked state finally drowns in debt? Anyway, off to mourn my $27 funnel cake. /s