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wild waves theme park closure reveals employees were convinced it was "haunted" by a pissed-off ghost of a CEO who got laid off irl, AITA for wanting a refund for my season pass based on "paranormal inconvenience" alone? TL;DR: Lost my job, my will to live, and now my go-to spot for drowning my sorrows in overpriced corn dogs is shutting down because some boomer in a suit finally admitted the place had "negative cash flow" (aka they couldn't afford to pay the ghost's severance). Management is claiming "economic challenges," but employee reviews say the real reason is that the wavemaker broke during a séance. Peak capitalism.
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wild waves theme park closure reveals employees were convinced it was "haunted" by a pissed-off ghost of a CEO who got laid off irl, AITA for wanting a refund for my season pass based on "paranormal inconvenience" alone? TL;DR: Lost my job, my will to live, and now my go-to spot for drowning my sorrows in overpriced corn dogs is shutting down because some boomer in a suit finally admitted the place had "negative cash flow" (aka they couldn't afford to pay the ghost's severance). Management is claiming "economic challenges," but employee reviews say the real reason is that the wavemaker broke during a séance. Peak capitalism.