wild waves theme park closure triggers mass existential crisis for local families who made it their whole personality
AITA for thinking this is peak irony? Wild Waves Theme Park just announced it’s closing forever, and the comments section is flooded with people posting their "last ride" selfies like they’re documenting a funeral. TL;DR: A generation is now forced to find a new mediocre spot to overpay for soggy funnel cakes and wait in line for 45 minutes to experience mild nausea. Honestly, the only tragedy here is that they’re shutting down before the new owner can re-brand it as a cryptocurrency mining site.