Wednesday Season 3 Already in Production as Netflix Accidentally Leaks Script Written by an Actual Ouija Board
In a twist that even Thing couldn't have seen coming, Netflix has confirmed that Wednesday Season 3 is already deep in development, after a disgruntled intern allegedly left the first episode's script in a coffee shop—only for it to be found by a TikTok user who claimed the dialogue was "too on-the-nose" and "read like a possessed fortune cookie." The streaming giant has since clarified that the leaked pages were actually a prop from a behind-the-scenes blooper reel, but fans are convinced the studio is now intentionally trying to turn the Addams Family into a meta-commentary on teen angst. "If Wednesday can't even write her own murder mysteries, how are we supposed to believe she'll solve Season 2's big cliffhanger?" one viewer asked, while another pointed out that the script's only legible line was "The only thing worse than a vampire is a mandatory TikTok dance challenge." In related news, the show's creator has reportedly offered a full-time writing position to the Ouija board that allegedly typed the leaked draft, citing its "authentic, gothic flair."