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Wednesday Season 3 Casting Chaos? Local Residents Furious Over “Woke” Plot Leaks That Defy Common Sense

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Wednesday Season 3 Casting Chaos? Local Residents Furious Over “Woke” Plot Leaks That Defy Common Sense

I swear, if Wednesday Addams turns into some social justice warrior in season 3, I’m done. Just saw a leaked plot outline where she’s trying to “reform” Crackstone instead of stabbing him. Common sense says the girl is a literal goth predator, not a guidance counselor. Netflix needs to stop ruining everything with agendas and just give us creepy, kooky, and actually spooky. Make it make sense.