Trump White House Ballroom Lawsuit Gets Real After Guest Accidentally Vapes Through a Historic Curtain, Now Drenched in 'Juice' and Legal Fees
AITA for thinking this is the most on-brand Trump drama ever? TL;DR: Some rando at a shindig in the White House ballroom allegedly hit a vape pen and melted a 200-year-old curtain. Now they're being sued by some preservation society that claims the 'vape juice' ruined the fabric. I swear, this timeline is so cooked. The lawsuit claims 'gross negligence' and 'disrespect to national heritage,' but let's be real, if the place survived Jan 6, it can survive a little puff of mango madness. The defendant is arguing it was a 'free speech expression' under Trump's 'law and order' administration. LOL. Can't wait for the courtroom video where they argue about the exact wattage of the vape coil. Anyway, who's really the victim here: the curtain, the guest's dignity, or my last shred of faith in humanity?