Donald Trump's White House Ballroom Lawsuit Takes Weirdest Turn Yet (And No, It's Not About January 6th)
You know how you're trying to enjoy a quiet dinner at Mar-a-Lago but the ghost of a future legal battle keeps tapping your shoulder? Well, the latest "Trump White House Ballroom Lawsuit" drama is peak *checks notes* "I'm going to sue you because your chandelier gave me PTSD from the 2017 Inaugural Ball." A disgruntled event planner is claiming they were "emotionally battered" by the acoustics in the East Room. Your honor, I present to you the evidence: the floor was sticky and the shrimp cocktail was lukewarm. AITA for thinking this is a massive waste of court time? TL;DR: Rich people fighting over who gets to vacuum the rug where history happened. Absolutely no one is surprised.