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Woke Gamers FURIOUS That 'the last ronin game' Features a Male Lead Who Actually Fights Back Instead of Crying in a Corner—AITA for Thinking That's Lame?

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Woke Gamers FURIOUS That 'the last ronin game' Features a Male Lead Who Actually Fights Back Instead of Crying in a Corner—AITA for Thinking That's Lame?

Yeah, so apparently the gaming community is losing their collective minds over the new 'the last ronin game' trailer because the protagonist—gasp—has functional limbs and kills enemies instead of delivering a 45-minute TED Talk on systemic oppression. TL;DR: Critics are calling it "toxic masculinity" because a mutated turtle doesn't apologize for existing before snapping a Foot Clan neck. Meanwhile, I'm just sitting here wondering if this is the same crowd that cheered for John Wick mutilating half of New York over a dog. But sure, let's cancel the turtle for having a pulse. AITA for thinking the outrage is more embarrassing than a 'Buy My NFTs' billboard?