Oh great, another cookie-cutter luxury wedding for a billionaire while the rest of us struggle to buy bread. Taylor Swift’s wedding planners just confirmed they’re trucking in 20,000 bottles of imported water for the guests because the local tap isn’t ‘aesthetic’ enough. Meanwhile, our town can’t even get the potholes fixed on Main Street. Maybe if she spent less time on her ‘taylor swift wedding’ and more time using her private jet to haul disaster relief, she’d actually earn the ‘common sense’ title she claims to have. Glad to see our property taxes are paying for the extra police detail so her security can block the road for her flower delivery.