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Taylor Swift’s lavish wedding sends $10,000 fireworks into neighbor’s pool—and I’m the one paying for the cleanup? Where’s the common sense, Travis Kelce?

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Taylor Swift’s lavish wedding sends $10,000 fireworks into neighbor’s pool—and I’m the one paying for the cleanup? Where’s the common sense, Travis Kelce?

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