Local Man Spots summer games fest Announcement for a Lawnmower Simulator and Asks If We've Lost All Common Sense
Just caught the tail end of some "summer games fest" hype video online—another event where grown adults drool over pixels on a screen. Meanwhile, I've got dandelions the size of toddlers in my yard and can't find a neighbor willing to borrow a rake. But sure, let's all stare at a fake lawnmower. Common sense says go buy a real one, pal.