stranger than heaven: Man sues God for emotional damages after his lottery numbers don’t win, judge rules higher power has ‘sovereign immunity’
AITA for thinking this is peak boomer energy? Some guy in Ohio literally filed a lawsuit against the Almighty because his Powerball numbers flopped. Claimed divine intervention was messing with his "manifesting energy." Judge smacked it down faster than my Friday night plans—sovereign immunity, apparently God’s a government contractor now. TL;DR: Praying to win the lottery doesn’t work, shocker. This is stranger than heaven, folks.