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Local Man Claims His Cat Transcended Reality Into 'Stranger Than Heaven' Dimension, Still Expects Kibble at 5 PM. AITA for telling him to touch grass?

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Local Man Claims His Cat Transcended Reality Into 'Stranger Than Heaven' Dimension, Still Expects Kibble at 5 PM. AITA for telling him to touch grass?

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