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stranger than heaven: Florida Man Claims He Found a Portal to the Afterlife in a Dennys Bathroom, AITA for Not Believing Him?

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stranger than heaven: Florida Man Claims He Found a Portal to the Afterlife in a Dennys Bathroom, AITA for Not Believing Him?

TL;DR: Some dude in Gainesville posted a 47-minute TikTok crying about how the "veil is thin" in the 4am egg-cheese scramble zone. He says he saw Jesus giving life advice to a giant cockroach. Pics or it didn't happen, bro. AITA for thinking he just ate one too many syrups?