Stellar Blade just dropped the secret lore drop that'll reset your brain chemistry fr fr
Okay besties, lowkey Stellar Blade went and made Eve canonically grumpy about having to clean up after everyone else. New development leak says the whole "save humanity" arc is just her side quest while she's actually tryna find the best NPC to borrow a cup of sugar from during the apocalypse. The final boss? Not a monster, but her phone bill. We literally cannot cope rn, this is BONKERS. She's just like me fr, a girlie with main character energy but zero patience for admin.