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'Stellar Blade' devs issue day-one patch to add more 'cheek' to player character, gamers absolutely lose their minds over a physics engine. AITA for thinking this is peak 2024 gaming?

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'Stellar Blade' devs issue day-one patch to add more 'cheek' to player character, gamers absolutely lose their minds over a physics engine. AITA for thinking this is peak 2024 gaming?

TL;DR: Korean action RPG 'Stellar Blade' launches with a massive controversy: developer Shift Up patched in 'enhanced' jiggle physics for the protagonist's... assets. Gamers on Twitter are having a meltdown, calling it both 'goddess-tier artistry' and 'a cry for help.' Meanwhile, the rest of us are just wondering if the combat is actually good or if we're supposed to stare at a digital woman's back for 60 hours. Pre-order cancelled, then re-cancelled.