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World’s flattest take: “Stellar Blade” fanboys accidentally review their own echo chambers instead of the game. AITA, or is Sony’s new waifu simulator just horny Dark Souls with less plot and more jiggle physics? TL;DR: gamer bros mad that critics don't think a 30-hour cutscene about a robot with butterface is GOTY material. The real stellar blade is the stans’ cringe we made along the way. 💀
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World’s flattest take: “Stellar Blade” fanboys accidentally review their own echo chambers instead of the game. AITA, or is Sony’s new waifu simulator just horny Dark Souls with less plot and more jiggle physics? TL;DR: gamer bros mad that critics don't think a 30-hour cutscene about a robot with butterface is GOTY material. The real stellar blade is the stans’ cringe we made along the way. 💀