Star Wars Zero Company Confirmed as Disney’s Most Expensive B-List Holiday Special Featuring a Droid Who Quits Mid-Show
In a galaxy far, far away, and apparently right next to the bankruptcy filing, Disney has officially greenlit *Star Wars Zero Company*, a new series following the galaxy's least competent startup. According to leaked script notes, the plot revolves around a ragtag group of interns trying to run a spice delivery service during the Imperial era, only to realize they’ve accidentally signed their contract with a hologram of Darth Vader’s HR department. The irony is palpable: while fans were expecting a gritty saga about the origins of the First Order, they’re instead getting a workplace comedy where the Millennium Falcon has to double as a mobile espresso machine. The internet is already roasting the title, with one viral tweet asking, “Is this the company that built the Death Star’s QA team?” Expect memes about tax evasion, unpaid intern droids, and a plot twist where the real zero company was the friends we made along the way—who immediately quit to join the Rebellion for better dental.