Local Residents Furious After 'Star Wars Zero Company' Fails To Deliver Christmas Lights Display For The Third Year In A Row
"Can someone please explain to me how "Star Wars Zero Company", a business that's been advertising for three years now, still can't manage to string up a single string of lights on their storefront? It's common sense—if you're going to call yourself a company, at least show up and do the job. They talk a big game on their social media about 'galactic events,' but we can't even get a decent tree in the town square. Maybe if they spent less time posting memes about *The Force* and more time actually using some *horsepower* to haul some decor, we’d have a festive neighborhood. This is just lazy. My kid is crying because he thought the 'Zero Company' meant zero lights as a joke, but it's just pure neglect. Hire someone with a ladder, for crying out loud."