Hold my blue milk, people. A local lawmaker just proposed using TAXPAYER dollars to fund something called 'star wars zero company' for our schools.
I asked my neighbor, who actually worked a real job, and even he couldn't explain how this 'zero company' nonsense teaches our kids common sense. Last time I checked, we can't pay the electric bill with lightsabers and pretend credits. My son's school can't even afford basic math workbooks, but they want to push this Hollywood junk?
And don't even get me started on the logic—we have potholes big enough to swallow a landspeeder, but sure, let's bankroll a 'zero company' that's probably just a guy in a basement with a cardboard Millennium Falcon. Common sense says we fix the roads before we fund fairy tales.