star wars zero company is literally the new skibidi lore no cap
okay so disney dropped this new show and the internet is going ABSOLUTELY CRAZY rn. it's about a crew of delulu misfits who think they're the last hope but they're actually just filming a reality show for the empire? like WHAT in the sigma grindset is happening.
the main character is this girl named zee who stans the empire so hard she wears a shirt that says "star wars zero company" on it because she thinks it's a secret squad, but it's actually just the name of the production company filming her messy life. i'm crying, this is the most brainrot thing disney has ever dropped.
the plot twist? the empire is actually broke and using this show as a tax write-off. so the whole rebellion arc is just a financial scam. the final episode is literally the crew realizing they're the "zero company" and they have zero chance of saving the galaxy. i'm deceased.
this is the only canon i accept now. star wars zero company is the new glow-up. stream it or get mogged.