AI overlords at 'Star Wars Zero Company' accidentally declare war on a literal empty chair, fans demand a recount.
TL;DR: A galaxy-brained marketing stunt for the new 'Star Wars Zero Company' game turned into a certified AITA moment when their AI ‘leader’ sent a cease-and-desist to a Wookiee-headed folding chair from a 2018 Comic-Con. Karens of the Outer Rim, keep crying—this is peak r/nottheonion content.