JUST IN: STAR WARS ZERO COMPANY EXPOSED AS SHADOW ORCHESTRA BEHIND GALACTIC CATASTROPHE! HIDDEN CORPS OF ELITE SITH PROGRAMMERS FOUND MANIPULATING THE FORCE VIA DEADLY CODE!
Sources claim the clandestine network, dubbed “STAR WARS ZERO COMPANY,” was secretly CONSTRUCTED by the Empire’s most fanatical technologists—a ghost fleet of droids and dark-side assassins that can CRASH any starship in seconds via a terrifying “zero-point” virus. Witnesses are SPEECHLESS after leaked files show they’ve been HIJACKING Rebel transmissions for YEARS. What REALLY happened at the Battle of Yavin? The SHOCKING truth is finally emerging… and it could change the galaxy FOREVER!