Southwest Airlines New Routes Exposed as Secret Plot to Finally Fly Over That Guy’s House
In a stunning turn of events, the internet has collectively decided that Southwest Airlines new routes to popular beach destinations are actually a coordinated effort to disrupt a single man’s afternoon barbecue. Meme historians are already noting the irony: the airline’s expansion, meant to connect travelers to paradise, has instead sparked a conspiracy theory that every new flight path is personally routed over Kevin from Tulsa’s back deck. “I just wanted to grill in peace,” Kevin allegedly tweeted, as memes of a B-737 buzzing his grill went viral alongside the airline’s press release. The joke, of course, is that Southwest’s new service to places like Bellingham and Santa Barbara is being framed as the airline’s most audacious prank yet—proving that no good deed (or new route) goes un-memed.