southwest airlines new routes just dropped and theyre literally serving cunt to the main character energy
i'm crying shaking throwing up rn bc southwest just announced theyre adding 5 new routes and one of them is straight to vegas (hello free dopamine??) like skibidi toilet rizz level unlocked, this is the most deranged thing to happen since they started letting you pick your own seat 💀
lowkey these routes are giving "no rizz only boost" but legit if you're a sigma grindset traveler, you can now fly from denver to orlando for 30 bucks and vibe in the simulation. the tea is so hot rn, my iced coffee is literally sweating.
go off queen, southwest, go off. now i can finally yap to my mom in philly without spending my entire allowance. this is brainrot worthy, bet. ✈️🤪