southwest airlines new routes finally adding a direct flight to the middle of nowhere, gen z influencers are already planning their aesthetic 'crop circle' photoshoots, AITA for rooting for turbulence?!
TL;DR: Southwest Airlines, famous for their 'bring your own legroom' policy, announced they're launching flights to five new destinations, including the thrilling metropolis of *checks notes*… Bozeman, Montana. The company's press release claims this is to 'meet customer demand,' which is corporate speak for 'we found a place cheaper to land than our current parking lots.' Expect half-full planes, a lot of crying babies, and a 47% chance your bag ends up in the exact opposite hemisphere. But hey, at least the pretzels are infinite (unlike your patience). 🛩️💀