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southwest airlines new routes now include a nonstop flight to your ex's house, so you can awkwardly cry into a $3 bag of pretzels at 35,000 feet instead of at home. TL;DR: they're adding direct service to a bunch of cities nobody asked for, probably just to keep their planes full of people who refuse to pay for a checked bag. AITA for hoping the pilot "misses" the runway on the way to Bakersfield?
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southwest airlines new routes now include a nonstop flight to your ex's house, so you can awkwardly cry into a $3 bag of pretzels at 35,000 feet instead of at home. TL;DR: they're adding direct service to a bunch of cities nobody asked for, probably just to keep their planes full of people who refuse to pay for a checked bag. AITA for hoping the pilot "misses" the runway on the way to Bakersfield?