SYSTEM GLITCH: 'Resident Evil Veronica' Code Found Embedded in Government Satellite Telemetry Data
A cybersecurity analyst has reported a bizarre anomaly while parsing a trove of declassified satellite telemetry from a dormant NOAA weather orbiter: the exact source code for a 2003-era patch of 'Resident Evil Veronica' was discovered nestled inside a string of atmospheric pressure readings. The data, timestamped 3:14 AM on a Tuesday, contained the game's precise frame-rate lock variable and a debug console command for the infamous Ashford twins' boss fight. The analyst, who wishes to remain anonymous, stated the code was "perfectly intact, not even a single typo" and suggests the satellite may be running a hidden emulator. The NOAA has not commented, but conspiracy theorists are already dubbing this the "Biohazard Broadcast."