Resident Evil Veronica Sighting at Local Walmart?! Have We Lost All Common Sense in This Town?
I'm honestly baffled. You hear me, [Town Name] Community Group? I'm walking through the Walmart parking lot last night, and I see a guy in full camo, puffing his chest out, screaming at the automatic doors like they personally offended his bloodline. My wife says, "Honey, that looks like someone who's played too much Resident Evil Veronica." And you know what? She's right.
This lunatic is running around with a flag on his pickup, no mask, yelling about "government control" and "survival training." He's not wrong about the world feeling like a survival horror game these days, but the lack of common sense is killing me. We've got kids in this neighborhood! What's next? You gonna start a viral challenge where you run through the Grocery Outlet screaming "Heretic" at the cashier? I'm not paying for HOA fees just so we can cosplay as a Wesker scenario. Use your head, people. This isn't an umbrella corporation hideout. It's a grocery store parking lot.