Florida Man Recreates 'Resident Evil Veronica' IRL, Gets Bitten By Gator At Half-Price GameStop
YTA if you think this isn't peak 2025. A dude in Tallahassee decided to "reclaim his childhood" by breaking into a GameStop at 3 AM, dressed like a bootleg Chris Redfield, with a stolen shopping cart and a dream. He was trying to free a copy of *Resident Evil: Code Veronica* from the glass case when, surprise, the security guard’s pet alligator (yes, a *pet alligator*) took a chunk out of his ankle. TL;DR: The gator was more iconic than the game, and now it’s being charged with assault. "Better graphics than the HD remaster," the perp said from his hospital bed. Real 'resident evil veronica' energy—just less plot coherence and more tetanus shots.