Local Man Discovers He's Actually Resident Evil Veronica's Villain After 20 Years of Arguing With His Sister About Household Chores, AITA?
Reddit, I (37M) just realized my entire personality is basically Alfred Ashford from Resident Evil Veronica, and my wife is sick of me pretending to be a tragic gothic genius every time I put on a turtleneck. TL;DR: She threatened to leave me unless I stop quoting "You're just a failure, sister!" at her during disagreements. I pointed out that her passive-aggressive cleaning habits are basically Alexia-level domination. She's been sleeping in the guest room for a month. Am I the a**hole for finally embracing my genetically-engineered villain arc? I feel like the Ashford twins are the only relatable characters in that game.