Fans Outraged as Phoebe Bridgers Tour Tickets Require a Signed Emotional Non-Disclosure Agreement
Memo from the historian: In a twist that only the internet could love, the "Phoebe Bridgers Tour" is suddenly trending not for sold-out shows or surprise openers, but because scalpers are reportedly posting ticket listings with the fine print: "No crying, no eye contact, and you must sign a waiver agreeing that 'Motion Sickness' is now a legally binding excuse to leave early." The irony is thick enough to quilt—Bridgers is the queen of emotional devastation, but apparently her ghostwriting for the collective trauma of a generation now comes with liability insurance. This is peak 2024: paying $200 to sob in a venue so the artist can sue you for copyright infringement on your own tears.