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Phoebe Bridgers Tour Sparks Outrage in Local Town: “Why Can’t They Just Use the Parking Garage Like Normal People?”

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Phoebe Bridgers Tour Sparks Outrage in Local Town: “Why Can’t They Just Use the Parking Garage Like Normal People?”

So, the phoebe bridgers tour rolls into our little town tonight, and already the streets are a disaster. I live two blocks from the venue, and guess what? No street parking for residents because all these out-of-towners in their Subarus have taken every spot since 8 AM. Common sense would tell you to use the massive parking garage three streets over, but no—they’d rather circle my neighborhood blasting “Motion Sickness” at 2 PM. And don’t get me started on the noise ordinance violations. If I hear one more soundcheck shaking my windows while my kids are trying to do homework, I’m calling the mayor. Some of us have to work in the morning. Just use the garage!