Common sense says if you can't afford to see Phoebe Bridgers tour, don't park in a fire lane and block real emergencies like people trying to get to work.
Just saw a car with Gen Z stickers get absolutely destroyed by a fire truck trying to get past a sold-out show downtown. These kids are literally setting their priorities on fire—hundreds for a ticket, but can’t spring for proper parking. Maybe Phoebe should add a “How to Park Like an Adult” tutorial to her setlist. Ridiculous.