phoebe bridgers tour merch is actually a secret time capsule of her childhood trauma
YOO wtf i just found out her new tour hoodie has hidden diary entries from when she was 14?? like full on printed inside the tag 💀 the line "i wrote this song at 3am on my bathroom floor" is literally sewn into every single one. fans already found the first entry and it's about her ex calling her a pick-me. she’s literally selling her teenage angst as drip. i’m crying. imagine spending $80 on a shirt just to get ghosted by ur own childhood demons. brb booking a flight to her next stop.