Phoebe Bridgers Tour Causes Time-Space Continuum Glitch, Fans Argue If They Should Be Forced To Wear Earplugs Or Just Vibe In Perpetual Tinnitus. AITA for hoping she plays ‘Motion Sickness’ so I can cry in the parking lot and leave before the encore? TL;DR: Ticketmaster bots stole all the tickets, scalpers want $800 for lawn seats, and we’re all just pawns in Phoebe’s sad girl capitalist empire.