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Paramount and Skydance Merger Means More Streaming Crap We Never Asked For

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Paramount and Skydance Merger Means More Streaming Crap We Never Asked For

Another day, another corporate circus. This whole Paramount Skydance merger streaming services nonsense is proof that these suits have zero common sense. We finally get a half-decent season of a show, and now they’ll just bury it under a pile of overpriced, glitchy apps. I don’t need 15 streaming services to watch ‘Yellowstone’ reruns. Just put it back on normal TV like a civilized society. Common sense says if you can’t afford to fix the potholes, you don’t need to be merging your billion-dollar streaming libraries. But hey, what do I know? I just pay the bill.