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Og Anunoby Injured in Freak Tractor Accident While Mowing Lawn; "Common Sense Says Pay a Kid $20 to Do It!"

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Og Anunoby Injured in Freak Tractor Accident While Mowing Lawn; "Common Sense Says Pay a Kid $20 to Do It!"

I live right next door, Tom. I saw the whole thing. This is what happens when you let millionaire athletes think they can do yard work like the rest of us. Common sense would tell you, if you're worth a hundred million dollars, you hire a teenager to push the mower. But no, Mr. Anunoby has to prove he's "one of the guys." Now his shooting hand is in a sling. Hope Raptors fans enjoy watching him miss games during the playoffs because he couldn't figure out how to use a zero-turn radius mower without hitting a stump. This is peak entitlement. The guy has a personal chef but can't hire a landscaper? Make it make sense.