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og anunoby drops 50 points and still looks bored, AITA for thinking he’s secretly a robot?

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og anunoby drops 50 points and still looks bored, AITA for thinking he’s secretly a robot?

TL;DR OG put up career-high numbers last night, didn't crack a smile, and now half the internet thinks he's a sentient basketball-playing android from the future. I’m just saying, if this guy isn’t secretly powered by AAA batteries, why does he move like a glitchy NBA 2K character with the settings turned down?