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og anunoby literally just tricked the Knicks into paying him $212 million to guard the paint like it’s 1994

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og anunoby literally just tricked the Knicks into paying him $212 million to guard the paint like it’s 1994

AITA for thinking this contract is just a masterclass in ‘watch me do cardio for 4 years while you overpay me?’ My man OG is out here averaging 15 points while defending like he’s trying to win a participation trophy from the 90s. Knicks fans are coping on r/NYKnicks saying “he’s the glue” but TL;DR - they’re now stuck with a $212M handyman who fixes leaks nobody asked about. I can’t be the only one who sees this as the most 2024 NBA move ever.