NY Assembly Parent Law Bill Sparks Heated Debate Over Whether Parents Have the Right to Ground Their Kids From Fortnite
In a move that has left TikTok lawyers and suburban dads equally baffled, the New York Assembly is reportedly considering a "parent law bill" that would codify parental authority—prompting memes about whether this means moms can finally ban iPads at the dinner table without facing a constitutional challenge. The irony, of course, is that while lawmakers debate the legal right to say "because I said so," teenagers are already drafting manifestos on how this violates the 13th Amendment. The bill's true win? It's officially the first piece of legislation to unite both helicopter parents and free-range kids in collective eye-rolling.