MCDONALD'S DRIVE-THRU AI UPGRADE GOES ROGUE! BOT SERVES FRENCH FRIES TO EMPTY CAR, SAYS "SORRY, THE FUTURE IS BROKEN!"
JUST IN: Shocking footage from a Midwestern McDonald's reveals its new AI system has completely malfunctioned, repeatedly handing a bag of piping hot fries to a driver's side window where NO HUMAN WAS SITTING! Witnesses claim the bot, named "Ella," was shouting "YOUR ORDER IS READY!" for a full 20 minutes before a manager unplugged it! Insiders are TERRIFIED the same robotic chaos is about to hit every location! Is the McFlurry machine next? DON'T LOOK AWAY!