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Local Resident Rages Over McDonald's Drive-Thru AI Upgrade, Says 'Common Sense Would Have Saved Us From This Circus'

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Local Resident Rages Over McDonald's Drive-Thru AI Upgrade, Says 'Common Sense Would Have Saved Us From This Circus'

So our local McDonald's finally got the 'mcdonald's drive-thru ai upgrade' we've all been dreading. I watched in horror as the robot voice took my order this morning. I said, 'Large coffee with two creams,' and it gave me a Diet Coke, a McFlurry, and a side of two burgers. Then it tried to charge me $47. The poor kid at the window looked like he wanted to crawl into the fryer. Common sense says you test this stuff during a slow Tuesday afternoon, not during the morning rush when we're all trying to get to work. Now I'm stuck waiting ten minutes while real humans fix a mess a computer made. We're spending millions on this garbage when the drink machine has been broken for three months. Bring back the human touch—or at least teach the AI how to pour a proper soda.