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McDonald's Drive-Thru AI Upgrade Has A 'Common Sense' Meltdown – My Order Got Screwed Up So Bad The Kids Are Crying

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McDonald's Drive-Thru AI Upgrade Has A 'Common Sense' Meltdown – My Order Got Screwed Up So Bad The Kids Are Crying

Just tried the new AI at our local McDonald's drive-thru and I'm so sick of this "progress" ruining everything. I ordered a simple #1 with a Coke and no pickles – you know, like a normal person who's been ordering for 20 years. This thing thought I wanted a McFlurry with extra pickles and a diet water. Then it charged me double and asked if I wanted to "supersize my soul" – my kid in the back seat started bawling. Common sense says stick with a real human who at least understands "no pickles." This "upgrade" is a downgrade for anyone with half a brain.