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Lisa Bonet's Eyebrow Winery Now Producing Cabernet Sauvignon That Tastes Like Pure 1990s Nostalgia

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Lisa Bonet's Eyebrow Winery Now Producing Cabernet Sauvignon That Tastes Like Pure 1990s Nostalgia

In what can only be described as the most effortlessly cool business pivot of the decade, Lisa Bonet has launched a luxury wine line sourced entirely from her eyebrow follicles, each bottle fermented in the same zen-like vortex that made her the queen of bohemian chic. The wine, named "Cosmic Pout," comes with a free chakra alignment and a side of resentment from every man who’s ever tried to date her, because apparently the vintage pairs best with emotional unavailability. Critics are calling it “the only drink that makes you feel both grounded and like you’re floating away on a Tibetan singing bowl.”